Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Scotch Eggs for My Favorite Clock Setter

Most people I know look forward to changing their clocks and falling back in November regaining the hour they lost months earlier. Personally, I hate it. I wish "they" would just leave things alone because I can’t stand changing my clocks. My aversion to this usually leaves all of our clocks displaying the correct time, with the exception of five or so displaying the old time which always belong to me.

Even though I planned to get around to changing them eventually, I really had some good excuses for not doing it. The two clocks in my car need a paperclip or toothpick to poke a little tiny button to change them, which I never seem to remember unless I’m already driving.  Then there's my wrist watch which requires some secret combination of winding and pulling that apparently only a sadist named Tag Heuer really knows for sure how to do.

The projection clock on my side of the bed is a real tricky one because it has to be set twice; once for the main display and once for the display on the ceiling. Experience tells me that getting both of them in sync for an entire 60 seconds at once is a physical impossibility.

Compounding this problem is the fact that the projection display loses about a minute every other day forcing me to do some serious calculations before arriving at an approximate time. First I have to subtract the hour I neglected to fall back to before adding the 23 minutes or so that the clock has lost to arrive at the approximate time. Phew! Try doing that kind of math at 13:72 in the morning when you are half asleep.

Finally there’s the clock on my oven, the most obstinate of all.  Changing it requires a confounding sequence of tones and buttons that makes Tag Heuer’s look user friendly. I have stood at my oven for no less than 10 minutes pushing buttons and resetting without resolution before just walking away in disgust. Where are the instructions you might ask? As best as I can recall I put them somewhere for safekeeping until I got around to filing them in their proper place and now they’re gone. They are around here somewhere and some day I’ll get serious and look for them.

Since we had extra family time around here over the holidays, Mr. H, armed with paperclips and internet instruction booklet printouts, took pity on me and set my clocks as a stocking stuffer of sorts. Thanks to him I can now easily tell the exact time when my college student butt dials me at 1 am.

Since Mr. H did something special for me, I decided to do something special for him.  While living in the UK, we learned to love many dishes that aren't so popular here in the US.  We really miss mushy peas (recipe coming soon), really great fish and chips to go with the mushy peas, Yorkshire puddings (pretty much impossible to make at 6,300 ft.), and Scotch eggs, just to name a few.  Scotch eggs are one of the easier recipes to replicate because the ingredients (or similar ingredients) are readily available, but the preparation isn't so easy so I don't prepare them very often.  They are time consuming and tricky, but worth it for the occasional treat.

I use my deep fryer to cook mine, but if you don't have one you can pan fry them too; just be aware that you will have to fry them until they reach a dark walnut brown and then allow them to rest until cool to ensure that they are cooked through.  I also like to serve mine with spicy mayo (not very English at all) which I believe adds another flavor layer to this already addictive dish.

Scotch Eggs

Before making these I always say a little prayer that I can find very small, easy to peel eggs so I don't get too frustrated.  Also, I know that this might sound like a lot of sausage but don't skimp because if you get the sausage too thin they have been know to split open in the fryer, and even though deep fried boil egg is interesting it is not the desired result.  I have eaten these before when the yolk is slighty soft and they are fantastic.  I'm still working on that.

1 pound of your favorite sausage meat (I like sage, but plain and Italian hot or regular are great too)

5 small to medium size eggs, hard boiled and peeled

1 cup all-purpose flour

1 cup breadcrumbs

2 eggs, beaten

Divide the sausage into 5 equal portions. Pat them out into thin patties that are big enough to wrap around the boiled eggs. Place each patty in the palm of one of your hands. Center the boiled into the middle of the sausage patty and mold the sausage meat around it, pressing it gently with cupped hands to seal it; set aside.

Pour the flour and breadcrumbs into separate shallow bowls or plates.  Roll the eggs into the flour then dip them into the beaten egg before rolling each in the crumbs to cover completely; set aside.

Preheat a deep fryer or place a medium size frying pan over medium high heat and pour enough oil into it so it is 1” deep. When the oil is hot place each egg into it and fry until they are a deep brown on all sides. Remove from the oil and transfer to paper towels to drain. Cool to room temperature.  These can also be baked in a preheated 350 degree oven for 30 minutes or until firm and golden brown.

Serve at room temperature plain, with Spicy Mayonnaise (recipe follows) or with a salad and fries. These are great for snacks, picnics or lunchboxes.

Spicy Mayonnaise

1/2 cup mayonnaise

2 tablespoons hot sauce (I like sriracha)

Squeeze of lime

1 small garlic clove, crushed

Mix all ingredients together in a medium size bowl. Chill until ready to serve.


Pam said...

Karen, I feel your pain and can relate to your clock problem. I too wish they would just leave it alone! I've heard of Scotch eggs, but have never had one. They sound and look incredibly delicious and I bet Mr. H was a happy man! Looking forward to mushy peas!

Angela said...

Seriously, DST is the dumbest idea. I really detest "springing forward." I grew up in the former holdout state of Indiana (they joined the crowd a few years back), and it just really messes me up every time. Dumb.

I want to make scotch eggs with pickled eggs--have you ever tried that? Not that I have even made the normal kind, of course.

Kirsten@My German the Rockies said...

You are so funny. I wish the clocks would always stay on "winter time". What a drag getting out of bed one hour earlier switching to summer time. So unnecessary.
Never heard of Scotch eggs before. You are too sweet to make them for your husband. He is a good man. Still thanking him for removing all the nails from the barn boards I brought to your house. Would he maybe also have a favorite German dish I could thank him with?

Denise said...

Hi Karen, love reading this post and I had to smile about changing/not changing your clocks. Thank you for this great recipe. Often times I have missed Scotch eggs. My mum used to make them all the time and now I have this recipe I will give it a go. I look forward to your Mushy Peas. I can buy them from World Market and even the supermarket in the can of course, but I would love to make my own.

Cooking with Michele said...

My daughter Jenny makes a version of Scotch eggs with soft boiled eggs - trickier because the eggs are more delicate and harder to peel, but great end result! And PS, my clock in my exercise room is still on daylight savings time - at this point I think I'm just going to leave it!

Lea Ann (Highlands Ranch Foodie) said...

You crack me up! (no egg pun intended) I've threatened to make scotch eggs for years, I appreciate a hand's on version rather than just a recipe.

Jill Mant~a SaucyCook said...

Thanks for the lovely recipe. I'm married to a Brit and we were back in the UK over Christmas. While we were in Wales we went to a market and purchased, among other things, Scotch Eggs. Now I can offer them as a reward for his finishing the baseboard trim in the masterbath!

raquel@erecipe said...

when I read about your recipe I really made my self attentive because I am really interested on how to this...If you’ve ever struggled to peel a hard boiled egg or ended up with a greenish yolk, try this… Start with eggs that have been refrigerated for several days (more than a week is best). New eggs will not peel easily.

Jersey Girl Cooks said...

I have never had these before. They look so good especially with the spicy mayo.